When you got your ding a ling stuck in your zipper you better make the object of your heart’s desire sign a pre nup before you take her home to see your mother!

Prenuptial agreement
A prenuptial agreement, antenuptial agreement, or premarital agreement, commonly abbreviated as prenup, is a contract entered into prior to marriage, civil union, or any agreement prior to the main agreement by the people intending to marry or contract with each other. 
Why a prenup? We the Rakyat do not want to spend the rest of our lives paying alimony to the object of your heart’s desire once that desire has been satisfied and you dump her to go look for another!